Friday, August 28, 2009

Bluffy Whale

Has anyone noticed the new theme in spam messages?

I was looking today because I thought something may have gotten sent to my spam folder on accident, and it seems that spammers have started cutting and pasting excerpts from literature BEFORE they begin to advertise how you too can be longer, stronger, and more manly, or you can buy Cialis legally off the internet.

Here are some choice phrases I've discovered today:

SUBJECT: My pearls and jewels.
CONTENT: His wrapper of scarlet flannel! link

SUBJECT: Cold and weary
CONTENT: When he reached the door

SUBJECT: HE kills you, he eats you
Why would I buy that product?

SUBJECT: Hey
CONTENT: bora rehear chatty rant! tubby welt. tote shrug. led shuck. bluffy whale a blush rehear! driven repent. suffix tinman iritis rehear! uneasy hodman chatty blimey?

SUBJECT: Where her ass is?

SUBJECT: In the middle of the woods
CONTENT: With the other frogs?

I realize most of these are not 'literature' at all. There was one with a full on book cut-and-paste job, but I deleted it before I realized 'hey, this is blog fodder!' DAMMIT.

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